name: inigo jedh d'marco
pronouns: he/him
birthday: march 20
birthplace: fulham, southwest london, england
height: taller than you
relationship status: civil status sounds too formal, i'm single hopefully married at an age i have yet to decide jokeoccupation: unemployed (sometimes)
education: bsc mathematics & physics sophomore at the university of manchester
residence: dorm at vita student circle square
hobbies: a lot, but yeah, mug collector probablypros of being my friend: you'll always have something to complain about (me ofc), and i'll make you do random things with me, like riding an ostrich
cons of being my buddy: of course, nonelikes: guessing my passwords, victoria pedretti, kinder joy (who tf hates kinder joy?), yawning cats & dogs, coloring nails, journaling, alan's psychedelic breakfast by pink floyd, and many other songs i'll tweet about in the future, the word flabbergasted, turning a water dispenser into an aquarium because bro that's art, putting everything in my pockets for some reason, thrifting, the periodic table on a rubik's cube, taking pictures of messed-up things, anime (that's my doomscrolling bro), my nonverbal time, finishing puzzles, using as fuck as my new unit of measurement, staring at someone from across the street and disappearing when the bus passes, and having my study area look like a garage band's rehearsal roomdislikes: starting a puzzle, understanding my own handwriting, not owning a dragon, not having sweets after a meal, not having time to play touchgrind skater 2, littering, not appearing in somebody's nightmare, the artist not coming out to ask for water after i've replayed their song a million times, forgetting my wired earphones, putting my airpods everywhere except their case, then bringing the case with me, opening it, and finding absolutely nothing inside, not having fangs, and not having a sealion petothers: mundane is legal of age, strictly in character, plots (highly encouraged) in mirrored or descriptive lit
faceclaim: martin edwards of cortis and kim ryul of lngshot

i am inigo jedh d'marco. my mom missed the golden opportunity to give me more names with initials like k and l and marry someone whose surname starts with m so my initials would've been ijklm. fortunately (or unfortunately, i'm not sure) she fell in love with my dad instead. hope you get the italic joke because i'm not explaining it. they met in england while my mom was already working there. she's korean but she studied there, stayed there, and somehow crossed paths with my dad who was just a tourist minding his own business. a bit of luck happened, they got married, and then i spawned into existence. yup, i'm an only child but i don't really feel lonely. i've got my own world in my head anyway.i also grew up with my mom's best friend's son, jalen. we're childhood friends, which is just a polite way of saying we've wasted each other's time for almost a decade. my dad's a diplomat, so when i was younger my mom and i would sometimes tag along on his work trips whenever possible. meeting different people made me realize everyone’s kind of weird in their own way, which honestly makes everything less stressful. while my mom is a music director and lyricist, so i grew up around music, rehearsals, orchestras, all that. meanwhile i was just there having an existential crisis while vibing. now i'm doing bsc math and physics at the university of manchester. why math? idk, sometimes you just freestyle your way through and it somehow works. sometimes. we don't talk about the other times. physics, because the universe is cool, that's it. put them together and now i'm just trying to figure out how math describes literally everything around us.aside from that, i sort of play instruments and do gigs when i feel like it, and i use the talent fee to buy artsy mugs for my mug collection. also, i'm a huge talker. like, actually. isn't it obvious? just to add, my humor is basically a randomizer. one minute it's a dad joke, next minute it's something that would get me banned off twitter. the important thing is i'm usually joking. usually. & as much as i like attention, my social battery is inconsistent. sometimes it just dies so i disappear, do my own thing, then come back like a side quest finished. but sometimes i’m gone because i’m still making a decision like i’m selecting the next pope. anyway, that’s it for now. if i remember more lore at 3 a.m., i’ll add it later or something.